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Every world hides 3 Golden Wafers. Beat your ghost.

Choose Your Founder

Purely cosmetic. Everyone is equally overvalued.

Settings

Screen shake
Controller rumble
Best-run ghost
CRT scanlines
Fullscreen
Move← → / A D / Left stick / D-pad
JumpSpace / Z / W / ↑ / Ⓐ
Drop through↓ + Jump
RespawnR / Select / Ⓨ
PauseEsc / P / Start

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